Fun with laundry

Running behind on your laundry? Did you just realize your husband (who is running late) has no clean shirts? Here's a helpful hint! Grab a shirt from the hamper, making sure it's dry and tolerably clean (no food spatters, baby vomit, etc.). Spray the shirt first with Febreze, then Downy Wrinkle Releaser. Assure your husband it has been washed and send him off to work, happily ignorant.

Yes, I am indeed Martha Stewart's evil twin. No, I have no comment on that whole Betty Crocker incident.