"Dead Inspiration" would make a great title for a murder mystery.

Selected items from putting my name into Googlism:

jennifer is missing (Well, that would explain a lot.)
jennifer is dead (And that would explain even more. No wonder the teen ignores me.)
jennifer is getting (What? WHAT? What am I getting?)
jennifer is getting bike riding lessons (Oh. Well, that's disappointing. I was hoping for money.)
jennifer is right (Of course I am. How can you even question that?)
jennifer is dead inspiration slipping away (I have no idea what that means, which must mean it's terribly deep and beautiful.)
jennifer is trying to determining if this belief holds true for elkhorn slough (Or do they see me as live inspiration?)
jennifer is beautiful but you might consider eating a steak (Um, wow. I don't even know what to say here.)
jennifer is slightly taller (... than your average Jolly Green Giant.)
jennifer is as talented as she is beautiful (Well, if you insist. *simpers* *pauses* Hey! Wait a second ...)
jennifer is taken to a palace (That's what he promised at any rate ...)
jennifer is threatened by a hungry wild rooster (Is that why I keep hearing that faint clucking?)
jennifer is a twenty (Eat your heart out, Bo Derek!)
jennifer is truly one of a kind (And as the joke goes, we'll avoid discussing exactly what kind that is.)
jennifer is actually a minor deity (Surely I'd have an easier time getting help from my family in cleaning the house if that were true!)
jennifer is a goddess (Seriously. The family, housework ... it's just not happening.)
jennifer is a very rare male name (I'll say!)
jennifer is actually more strange to me than love (Well, yeah, after reading all this!)