Contributing to the obesity of America, one chip at a time.

Whilst exploring around the corners of the internet last night I ran across this.

Oh, my oh my. I can't quite wrap my mind around this one. I mean, seriously. This is a 20 gallon garbage can. I don't care how prettily you decorate it, it's still a 20 gallon garbage can. People aren't going to walk into your living room and think, "Oh, what a nice piece of décor." They're going to walk in and think, "Oh, look, she has a 20 gallon garbage can in here. Painted."

Then, if they're the sort of people who are polite, even in their own minds, they will think, "How unique." If they are like the rest of us, however, they will think, "Why does the room stink of potato chips and pretzels?"

And then they will never, ever, believe you again when you say you are dieting.