I may have to hurt him.

I've been balancing our accounts and ran across an odd charge on the credit card. TEL ONE SWEEP.

Tel one sweep? Huh? I hate running across charges I can't figure out immediately. I'm paranoid about things like identity theft. I check every charge, balance every penny. Nothing is going to slip past me. When I first got telephone access to my checking account I practically wore out the buttons on my trimline phone (my very first phone!) calling the bank to see if this check or that had cleared yet.

All of which adds up to my plugging the suspect phrase into a search engine to make sure nothing was wrong.

Guess what I pulled up?

Cleaning supplies.

I have a really bad feeling about Mother's Day.