Things my kids have said lately.

OK, so when I said everyone was better? Wrong. So wrong. Very sick and unhappy little girls here. Much throwing up, much crying of, "Mommy, my tummy hurts!" Much cuddling with Mommy on the couch, watching TV.

So, to tide y'all over while I run around with towels and pans and ginger ale, here are a couple of funny incidents that happened this last week.

Said during dinner, while trying to get the preschooler to stay at the table instead of running around the room.

Daddy (who needs to lose a few pounds): "Sit down, before I lose my patience."

Preschooler: "Lose weight, instead?"

Daddy (after Jennifer and teen have stopped laughing): "Well, there's nothing I can say to that."

Exchanged after overhearing the teen tell his little sister to, "Stop it!"

Jennifer: "What's wrong?"

Teen: "She's looking at me!"