Oh pot, thou pot, thou ebon pot

The teen made himself some macaroni and cheese for lunch today. In the process he discovered I'd forgotten to put the margarine back in the fridge this morning. It's been a warm day and so the margarine was, not soupy, but definitely too soft. This made it difficult for him to get it into the macaroni, and he very seriously started lecturing me about the inconvenience to him. He even pointed out that the lid wasn't anywhere near the margarine tub, being on the counter while the tub was on the table.

Of course, when I went into the kitchen later, I found the milk and ketchup still on the counter, the empty box and cheese packet, as well as his dirty pan, bowl, spoon and cup.

He did, however, remember to put the margarine away.