Excuse me while I take a break to fall down laughing.

Arielle informs me that there is a pickle living inside her ear. I asked her which one and she replied that it was both ears.

It is a green pickle she says, which is important to know, because, you see, some pickles are red, blue, white, yellow, orange and purple.

When asked why the pickle is in her ear, she said it was because it hurt too much to take it out, because it is a sticky pickle. When I clarified that I wanted to know how the pickle got into her ear in the first place, she told me that it had jumped in, because it is a "little, very little pickle."

Well, that makes everything clear.